I’m laying in bed right now watching MTV’s Parental Control and a scary, yet funny thought ran across my head. For those of you who don’t know what the show is about… MTV basically give the parents an opportunity to choose a new boyfriend/girlfriend for their son or daughter because they think the current partner is an idiot or have other bad problems like being consumed by themselves.

If MTV ever comes to Dallas to shoot an episode, and out of a huge miracle BJ’s mom becomes totally relaxed about her son being gay, I think she’ll be the first one calling Parental Control to get me out of the door. I really don’t know if BJ’s mom thinks i’m an idiot or whatever… but I’ve probably called her a drunk and said many stupid stuff enough time to get the boot.

I wonder if BJ would really choose one of the two guys over me. Nah, i’m too good of a boyfriend for anyone to let go. :-) But on the serious side, what if those guys are hotter, nicer, sweeter… and even worst, doesn’t call his mom a drunk? Then i’ll probably have some major competition. I’m also in a way really curious as to how I will handle the whole situation of watching him on the television kissing another guy and holding their hands while sitting next to his mom. Better yet, how would BJ handle it with those guys, or if I was the one on the date and he had to sit next to my scary mom?

Everyone on that show seems to be cool with their girlfriend or boyfriend going on a date. I would had freaked out. Like, if they do choose to decide to stay with the current partner, won’t it be weird and have a greater potential of breaking up? If BJ still decides to keep me after the show I would had ended the relationship right after the camera man left the house. I unno. It’s just my opinion. I can’t kiss a lip that’s been on someone else just hours ago. Also, if BJ does keep me… i’ll probably have to dodge his mom’s beer bottles. HAHA.

NOTE: BJ’S MOM IS REALLY NOT A DRUNK

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