Muscle boys and Mall gets me excited

by Trey C. on July 3, 2007

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Tell me why I’m getting all these comments from people asking me to read the bible? You go read the bible you freaking idiot and stop misinterpreting everything! Seriously how else would you find my site without typing a homosexual related keyword? Repent my cock loser!

Anyways, now that I got that off my chest, look at these guysâ€™ chest, and arms, and face, and obliqueâ€™sâ€¦ need I go on? :-) . Have you ever had one of those moments where you were walking at the mall and saw some guy you were horny over and just wanted to rip off his shirt and do the dirty? Drools. There are tough guys, rough guys, jocks, preps, and some occasional cute dorksâ€¦Â but stillÂ so many cute ones to choose from. Honestly, sometimes I just want to pounce on BJ at the food court after staring at his ass a little. I guess it’s the Manchu Wok I smell making me excited… lol.Â BJ’s butt isÂ so very big and firm. But thenÂ if I try to do anythingÂ heâ€™ll probably get into his gorilla frenzy and run away because he doesnâ€™t like the attention. What’s the weirdest or sexiestÂ encounter that has ever happened to you at the mall?

For me it was when I met Josh, the Abercrombie & Fitch model… well it wasn’t so much weird, but…

sexy in a way. I was with my friends one day at the mall and me being as ditsy as I can be, saw a very hot realistic manican in front of A&F. I was awed at how much money A&F must have spent to get a manican like this.Â So I went up to it and started rubbings its chest and poking its nipple and was telling my friends “it feels so real”… and then the manican moved and I screamed like the biggest dike ever. Turns out Josh, the manican,Â was gay and wanted to see what I was going to do so he didn’t move a muscle on his body. We had lunch the same day and he asked me outÂ on a date later that week, but nothing much happened afterwards. Thank God. Now i’m with BJ and he could screw me all he wants :-P JK.

Oh and if you guys haven’t noticed or probably just ignored it, CafePress is officially doing TREYCRUZ.COM t-shirts, boxers, and other stuff to make you look good. Yeah we got t-shirts!Â Take a look at it and help support my site even if it’s just a sticker you plan on buying! If you do order a t-shirt could you please take a picture of youself with the tshirt on and email it to me please… It won’t hurt to show a little ab or chest though. Much love.

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Bubba
July 3, 2007

haha, thats fuckin funny. I can’t stop laughin. Cookie, you’re such a loser. Man, I wish i could’ve seen ur face when Josh moved.

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amber
July 3, 2007

the reason they keep telling you to read the bible is because they want to shoare the word of Christ with you. however, im assuming that they are probably trying to shove it down you’re throat and say this is wrong oh and thats wrong oh and this is wrong too. so thats why. but for me, i dont work that way because i know i have flaws too. i try to let God shine through me and let the person im witnessing to see it, and then if they want to continue talk about, then thats great!

anyways, lol…ohmygosh! lol you actually thought he was a manican??

Sean
July 3, 2007

I don’t believe in God. I try not to believe in someone who created me in ‘his’ image and then discriminates against me. But that is just me. lol ^_^

I think that was funny. I hope that you were smart enough to notice that he had skin and a pulse. lol

Fred
July 3, 2007

Damn, the last one is a real cutie!

Trey C.
July 3, 2007

Really? I like the main picture… he’s not too overly built

Skye
July 3, 2007

Oh Sean Sean Sean… the ways of the gays are far too impetuous… lol

In either case, I love how you didn’t know – that’s almost as great as your story about your DSL ROFL :p

Melvin
July 14, 2007

Lol…o…m…g. I wish I was there to see your face to. How could you have not known it was a manican? Lol, but you are one luck biotch to get a date with the model later that week. If you still got his number, you better share the love and pass it over ;)

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