Ryan Seacrest’s Meaningless Man-on-Man Action

So did anyone catch the recent airing of American Idol? If you didn’t don’t worry – it wasn’t anything special, as always. Anyhow, Popnography reports that there was a little gay moment in the show though involving Ryan and Simon; the ingredients for a killer porno.

For some reason, Ryan Seacrest decided to kiss Simon on the head at the start of the show. Simon, whom should be happy with any kiss had a moment of gay panic. Ryan then looked deeply into Simon’s eyes and told him to “relax” and afterwards that “it didn’t mean anything.”

Sorry Ryan there obviously wasn’t any chemistry between you two. If you are into bears you’ll find better luck at Yosemite Park – at least they are a little nice.