Derek Theler, Paris Hilton’s New Playmate
by Trey C. on July 8, 2008
Our Queery eye affiliate in France, Le Gay Blog, connected hoe (Lauren Conrad) + hoe (Paris Hilton) and came up with the conclusion that model Derek Theler might be Paris Hilton’s new man. This is definitely a step up from that dude in her porno video. Two thumbs up Paris! Now let me teach you how give head correctly ;)
Seriously it’s not hard Paris… Up, Down, Left, Right and repeat. Derek is too hot for these girls.







Shaney
July 8, 2008
Even he looks to good for the likes of Paris.
Jere
July 30, 2008
If ya Gots the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ I could be bought too! I just costs a LOT LESS !