Derek Theler, Paris Hilton’s New Playmate
by Trey C. on July 8, 2008
Our Queery eye affiliate in France, Le Gay Blog, connected hoe (Lauren Conrad) + hoe (Paris Hilton) and came up with the conclusion that model Derek Theler might be Paris Hilton’s new man. This is definitely a step up from that dude in her porno video. Two thumbs up Paris! Now let me teach you how give head correctly ;)
Seriously it’s not hard Paris… Up, Down, Left, Right and repeat. Derek is too hot for these girls.
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Shaney
July 8, 2008
Even he looks to good for the likes of Paris.
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July 30, 2008
If ya Gots the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ I could be bought too! I just costs a LOT LESS !