Remember that dumb organization who tries over and over to promote healthy heterosexual families just to have the kids abandon and thrown into foster care? Yes, well… the organization has this strict policy on its news site to replace the word ‘gay’ with homosexual. In comes an article about Tyson Gay and Oops, there it is!

The association’s computer’s auto-corrected the US sprint star’s name to Tyson Homosexual.

EXCERPT FROM ARTICLE:
Tyson Homosexual was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has. His time of 9.68 seconds at the U.S. Olympic trials Sunday doesn’t count as a world record, because it was run with the help of a too-strong tailwind.

Here’s what does matter: Homosexual qualified for his first Summer Games team and served notice he’s certainly someone to watch in Beijing.

“It means a lot to me,” the 25-year-old Homosexual said. “I’m glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me.”