How bout a semen-filled french toast?

by Trey C. on November 23, 2008

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This totally ‘tops’ my WTF category. If you gays thought swallowing was fun wait till you get your hand on this cookbook — and yourself — and make some appetizing “Cheese Jiz.”

“Natural Harvest – A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes” by Fotie Photenhauer is a 61-page filled book that shows you creative ways to eat your cum (giggling inside insanely).

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients – you will love this cook book!

Not every gay is happy with the book though.

“To relegate semen to the role of “supporting actor” is like asking Tobey Macguire to play an extra in a film for 3 to 15 seconds. Semen is more than a little residue on my napkin after whipping my chin Photenhauer!” commenter G.A. Wilder said.

Heck, at our rate we’ll have food for the year!

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Daren
November 25, 2008

WHAT!?

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Trey C.
November 25, 2008

Ha… yea, Daren. Care for a margarita? ;)

Daren
November 26, 2008

@Trey C.:
I think “rain check” comes to mind or maybe “brain check” LOL

Lika Starr
November 26, 2008

Well hell; damn it! If I would pay closer attention to my RSS feeds I could have had fun with this book a couple of days earlier. My bad, sorry Trey.

On a more stickier note. This book cracks me up and I’m seriously considering placing an order – Ya know, as an addition to my coffee table collection. The only difference is that it will only be displayed during dinner parties. haha :)

Trey C.
November 27, 2008

@Lika Starr: It’s no problemo bud. I really think that other site that you referred to took it off my post without crediting… like seriously, who else would think of searching for a cum book book? LOL

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