Kissy cougar makes David Archuleta yelps, ‘gaylessly’
by Trey C. on December 3, 2008
Actress (and birth-hive to numerous talents) Priscilla Presley, 63, gave a surprise kiss from behind and startled singer David Archuleta, 18, at the 4th annual “Road To A Cure” Gala at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza in Los Angeles, Calif.
Do I sense a Miley Cyrus epic going on here? Who could blame her. David is legal now… work your Madonna move Presley — that’s the only way you’re going to get Archuleta considering that he’s closeted.
“Hey Mr. DJ, put a record on I want to dance with my baby…”
Clubland’s Wonder Woman
Stud or dud - Harry Tucker
Michael Jackson is dead, 50.
We call dibs on Katie Krause
Yo, let’s hook up at NYC Pride
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ThomasTHEman
Trey C.
Mike
Sean K.
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Taylor Siluwé
December 4, 2008
Nice. How do you know he’s closeted? I mean, he sets of my radar too, but … how do you know?
Trey C.
December 4, 2008
@Taylor Siluwé:
Well, no one ever knows if someone is closeted. We just assume until they decide to admit it. Like Lance Bass - except he wasn’t so much closeted… he oozed gay.
Taylor Siluwé
December 4, 2008
Lance? LMAO!!!
Yeah. Oozed it. From every pore.
Lika Starr
December 5, 2008
Whoa! She really does look like she’s going in for the kill in a couple of those shots. I would love to have seen a video of the pownce down.
It almost hurts to look at Priscilla anymore. She used to be so beautiful. Another good (Or, is that bad?) example of a lesson learned - a cosmetic knife isn’t a friend to be trusted.
Now on to the important stuff. As if Archuleta isn’t adorable enough already, his facial expression just seals the deal in that photo :)
samantha
December 8, 2008
david isnt legal until december 28th! until then he is still considered a minor!
Trey C.
December 8, 2008
@samantha:
Oops, Samantha you are absolutely right!
Taylor Siluwé
December 8, 2008
Well, somebody better run tell the cougar!!
Nguyen
December 8, 2008
Oh grandma likes young boys.
hey come to texas archuleta its 17 to be have legal consented sex over here. XD not that i want you anyways.