Unlike most of the butch lesbians and ‘real’ straight men in the United States, I wasn’t watching the Superbowl. I was fixated to Animal Planet’s Puppy Bowl! It was sooo cute!

Anywho, I apparently missed out on something huge — literally — on Santonio Holmes. If you thought the wide receiver’s deciding play that won the game for the Pittsburgh Steelers will go down in the history book, just wait till you see his wide-giving bratwurst. [OMGBlog - NSFW]