Following the footsteps of her deformed twin, Angelina Jolie and husband Brad Pitt are planning to adopt ANOTHER child, adding to their current collection of 6. Angelina and Brad were trying to adopt a Burmese baby, but with the Burmese government being very strict with the adoption process they instead decided to purchase a baby from the Phillipines. Those damn communist! Give ‘em their baby!

Okay seriously, why must these women have so many babies? There’s a reason why you can’t pop so many freakin’ kids out of your vagina without doing some form of medical alterations!