Oh hell, Adam Lambert’s boyfriend is gayer than him

Why is everyone saying that Adam Lambert was in the closet? I thought he was openly gay.

Well, next to his boyfriend Drake LaBry, anyone could look straight, even me. At least LaBry is a cutie. The duo was seen doing homosexual activities — holding hands — as they were leaving Guys and Dolls nightclub in West Hollywood, Calif.

Ethansays reports, according to an onlooker for US Magazine, “smooching in the booth next to Lambert was Ryan Phillippe and girlfriend Abbie Cornish. It was cute to see two couples — one gay and one straight — acting the same and nobody caring!”