The U.S. is majority ‘top,’ can that really be?
by Trey C. on June 2, 2009
We just received news of some very important scientific research that was recently conducted by Manhunt — yes, the website where all you gays hookup with other gays, and then pretend not to know each other at the bars.
Enough bitterness; Do you classify yourself as a top, bottom, or versatile? Have you ever wondered where you can get the most ass? The Manhunt Daily team has the answer for you!
With a breakthrough in technology — mainly typing skills — mix with a knowledge of coloring in maps, the team came up with a graph that depicts the United States as a majority ‘top’ country. So does that mean you bottoms truely are slutty? That’s like 100 penises per butt hole. Makes sense, I guess, who’s really going to complain about that?
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Starfish
June 3, 2009
what is this based off!? …craigslist ads?
Trey C.
June 3, 2009
They are retrieving data from their user’s profile and aggregating with with people per state.
Avery
June 3, 2009
This is a really great post! It cracks me up that there’s even a color-coded map indicating role preferences.
JaMeS
June 15, 2009
…i live in new orleans & i can’t find a TOP to save my soul!!!!! maybe they’re all in northern louisiana…