Late as always — Aside from experiencing the worst camping trip and boat ride of my life, I must say Austin, Texas has some pretty fine guys.

During Memorial Day weekend my friends and I made a drive down to Austin, Texas because we had nothing to do and my boyfriend was in Italy at the time.

Fortunately, the weekend we were there was also a Splash weekend. Basically all the gay clubs and queer social groups rent out boats and have a massive party on Hippie Hollow (nude beach) – minus the orgy. I was so excited to be on my first nude beach, but as luck would have it all the penises that us gays would rather see was covered up in swim trunks and the dudes that were nude either had three stomachs on them or were 40 years and older.

Nonetheless, I snapped some pics of the hotties at Splash. Next party is during Labor Day weekend!