Westboro Church condemns Pop Wired to hell

by Trey C. on June 10, 2009

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Apparently the Westboro Baptist Church was not in favor of a satire that we published yesterday evening, which thanked Fred Phelps for his commitment to being an asshole, which in turn united a major part of the gay and straight community.

[READ: Fred Phelps Saved the Gay]

I received a funny email in my inbox this morning from one of Phelps’ minions — probably the sister that he slept with — that condemned my organization and I to hell. You know what, whenever we do drop dead in hell, lets schedule a lunch date. We could be the best of friends. Read the email after the jump.

FROM Pio of the Westboro Baptist Church:

Dear Tricky Trey,

First – we don’t open links.

Second – we were on the front page of the NY Times this week with our signs about the murdering Dr. Tiller who is in hell – good stuff right there – God Sent The Shooter seen by millions of eyes world wide – Abortion is Blood Murder and the Doomed america flag looking like and worn like the bloody butchers apron that it is.

Finally – If you are writing, you got the message and YOU are bound by it, so prepare to meet thy God, the time is short, the Lord is coming and america is DOOMED! The land is going to vomit you out – projectile rebels is on the way!

Yay!

Thanks for writing.

Miguel G.
June 10, 2009

ROFL. Man.

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Richie Phongsavath
June 10, 2009

they’re fag enablers themselves as much as anybody else if they know about ur blog and write in it. hey freddie, How about that lunch date in hell say around 7-ish? lol It’ll be one big orgy when we get there.

James Anderson
June 10, 2009

i agree…i vomit everytime i read popwired too =P

Emily Erwin
June 10, 2009

Oh, Tricky Trey. Seriously? What the f kind of nickname is that? Anyway, I look forward to hanging out with you in hell. If the WBC fags are going to be in heaven, I certainly don’t want to be there. Hell is sounding pretty damn good to me about now.

Trey C.
June 10, 2009

@ Emily, We can eat Chick-fil-A while we’re there ;)

@Trey C.: Come to think of it, I have a coupon for a free chicken biscuit. I’ll be sure to bring it along.

eric
June 11, 2009

Love this! They say that the best trick is to ignore them so they stop. But the truth is that WE NEED THEM!

They are like the parody of Christian religion in west! Finally we have a face to put on pure evil. Love them!

And that they celebrate the dead of Dr. Tiller is really just so right. We in Sweden couldn’t expect less from our favorit church ;)

PS: Love to see the Westboro Baptist Church on Southpark soon.

Emily Erwin
June 11, 2009

@eric: The Southpark thing is a great idea. I can’t believe the writers haven’t thought of that yet. You should find their myspace of facebook and send them an email about it. I would love to see a Fred Phelps Southpark character singing the “suck on my chocolate balls” song.

Trey C.
June 12, 2009

I haven’t seen Southpark in ages… I would LOVE to see Cartman attack Phelps.