President Barack Obama receives the Nobel Peace Prize in the City Hall of Oslo, Norway. Obama receives the prize for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples. The Committee has attached special importance to Obama’s vision of and work for a world without nuclear weapons.

I should be given a Nobel Peace Prize because I ‘believe’ in world peace and safe-sex. Christ. Give it your best shot!

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‘New Moon’ made its huge debut at midnight on Friday and so did the cast! Taylor Lautner and his little gang of vampires and shape-shifters made their spotlight premiere at the Landmark Sunshine theater in NYC.

Taylor Lautner is the current boy crush of every teeny bopping girl, soon-to-be fairy boys, and every pedophile in your neighborhood (except for Texas, legal age is 17) — and Lautner knows it.

But please tell us why he just had to make this face during his premiere on the red carpet, does he think that’s cute? CAPTION THIS PICTURE!

By the way, did you know Taylor doesn’t like to wear underwear?

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