Looks like Levi Johnston won’t have a place to take his nude pics this week after a up-scale hotel turned down Playgirl, Gawker reports.

A story ran on NY’s Page Six claiming that the magazine’s “offer was well below the current rental rate” and that “they were politely declined” by an anonymous hotel rep. Rumor has it that Playgirl wanted a penthouse setting because they wanted the shoot to be more “elegant,” after all, it is Levi Johnston.

How much more “elegant” can a porno get?
(more…)

Dallas Voice editor Tammye Nash voiced her concerns on the Instant Tea blog over Pastor Joey Faust’s militant’s comment over a LGBT protest in Fort Worth, Texas. The militants are from the Kingdom Baptist Church in Venus, Texas.

“God will not be mocked…and He will never except homosexuals haveing special right which are against natural law and fly in the face of His commandments. Homosexuality is a DEATH PENALTY SIN and we must pack the City Council on Tuesday November 10 to STOP THIS ABBOMINATION!!”

I think the only abomination here is the dude’s spelling problem. Check out the article here.

These people supporting the “death penalty” sin is as bad as me saying we should make smores and hot chocolate after getting a gang of mo’s to burn down the church, not that I support this in any fashion. Check out the protest vid after the jump.
(more…)

Apparently the Westboro Baptist Church was not in favor of a satire that we published yesterday evening, which thanked Fred Phelps for his commitment to being an asshole, which in turn united a major part of the gay and straight community.

[READ: Fred Phelps Saved the Gay]

I received a funny email in my inbox this morning from one of Phelps’ minions — probably the sister that he slept with — that condemned my organization and I to hell. You know what, whenever we do drop dead in hell, lets schedule a lunch date. We could be the best of friends. Read the email after the jump.
(more…)

[Photo: Michael Lehet]

Fred Phelps, Westboro Baptist Church, “God hates fags” – all terms that warm my heart and make me one happy dyke.

Confused much?  Don’t be.  We gays and hetero-allies should all line up to give Fred Phelps a big faggotty kiss right on the mouth.  Who else but Phelps would allow himself to be such a public figure famous for his ignorance and hatred just to make the LGBT community look good?  Aw shucks, Freddie.  At the thought of how grateful I am to you, I just blushed a little.
(more…)

There’s some beefy shit going on between supermodels Tyra Banks and Paulina Porizkova.

Porizkova recently got fired from being a judge on America’s Next Top Model — after what, two seasons? — and went out to talk to Access Hollywood and the Billy Bush Show:

“I must admit I was having a little bit of an issue with Tyra being late for every judging,” she told Billy. “It’s six hours later and I feel like I am being told my time is not as valuable as hers. They pointed out that I should shut up and be grateful for the job and that Tyra is really busy.”
(more…)

The media war is brewing as ‘Sordid Lives’ writer Del Shores goes public with his financial crisis and attacks the LOGO television network for all their wrongdoing. Shores announced Monday to his facebook fan club that the production of Season 2 of ‘Sordid Lives: The Series’ will be at a standstill because LOGO failed to pay.

Fans and supporters of ‘Sordid Lives’ reacted negatively to the news and began a boycott of LOGO. A facebook group has reportedly been set-up with email addresses — some personal — of the executives in charge at LOGO, asking supporters to persuade the network to pay up so that Shores can continue on with Season 2.

Shores published a letter Tuesday which goes into details about his relationship with LOGO and his financial situation. Shores says his home has gone into foreclosure and the producers still refused to pay his residuals.
(more…)

OH SNAP — What happens when you put an old ass black man on a radio show together with a bunch of other black folks? A drive-by nigga!

Jamie Foxx and his crew talked a whole lot of smack on his Sirius radio show “The Foxxhole” about poor little Miley “Holy” Cyrus. Listen to it after the jump… It doesn’t get any more hateful than this:

“Who is Miley Cyrus?…the little white bitch, the one with all the gums?…she needs to get a gum transplant”

“She wanted to meet Radiohead before their performance, and they told her to f*ck off, because they [sic] is real musicians…so she say she’s gonna ruin they career”

“Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin”

“Catch chlamydia on a bicycle seat”

Now, now girls. Play nice. We wonder how Foxx is going to pull himself out of this one. Guess Jamie can’t blame this one on the Alcohol.

Miley Cyrus’ ‘Hannah Montana: The Movie’ raked in $40 million during opening week… can Foxx’s ‘The Soloist’ (April 24) compare?
(more…)

On the recent ‘Real World/Road Rules Challenge,’ meathead, CT, behaved like an animal by beating the living shit out of his teammate. Every single producer and cast member tried to hold him back, to no avail.

Did anyone get kind of turned on by this? Beat it, beat! Look at all those muscles scrambling around to grab a hold of each other. Damn, I love TV drama!

The screen cap above is also pretty hot. The dude should have given him a kiss. We imagine him saying something in the lines of “It’s okay boo, boo” and stupid CT would reply “I, am man, here me roar” or some shit like that. Fight scene after the jump.
(more…)

Kim Kardashian is pissed ya’ll! Kim recently went on her official blog and made a post entitled “Octomom Has a Shopping Problem” where  she decided to blow off some steam at Octo-Mom for applying for welfare and food stamps. She took some jabs at her for complaining about not having money, but yet she has money for buying expensive articles of clothing.

“Why is Octomom wearing my Jimmy Choo sunglasses!? I think it’s a little ridiculous that she claims she has no money and is on welfare to take care of her 14 children, yet she is out shopping and buying Jimmy Choo sunglasses” said Kardashian in a hostile voice regarding the woman who treated her vagina like an under-sized, wide-set clown car.

“I guess she’d rather spend her octo-dollars on accessories. Aren’t 14 accessories enough, Octomom?? Am I sensing a shopping addiction here? Khloe and Kourtney can hook you up with someone who can help you battle this!”

I guess Kim is just jealous that Octo-Mom scored the Jimmy Choo sunglasses that she wanted, or maybe she’s just on the rag.

Iguess home girl likes it rough. Dumb and dumber are reunited three weeks after Brown allegedly beat Rihanna, according to People.

“They’re together again. They care for each other,” the source tells the tabloid. The on-again couple are currently spending time together at one of Sean “Diddy” Combs’s homes, on Miami Beach’s Star Island.

Apparently Brown is really upset at what he did, but is happy again now that he’s back with the woman that he can continue to use as a punching bag.

In its latest issue, PEOPLE reports that Brown called Rihanna on her 21st birthday one week ago. “He called to wish her happy birthday,” a source told the magazine. “They’ve reached out to each other. It’s been mutual.”

Brown was booked by LAPD for making criminal threats but the case has not yet been presented to the District Attorney, who will ultimately determine which charges, if any, will be prosecuted.