Jesus went nude for Madonna
Monday, February 9, 2009
Our holy mistress, Madonna, or Madge the elderly vage, as you all already know humped the cover and photo spread of W Magazine for March. In the spread she plays a cougar — just like in real life — who ironically, also spread its legs for a young Brazilian meat. Shit, now I’m getting hungry.
She is now dating one of the models, Jesus Luz, whom she met while sleeping in Rio. Who knew Madonna could real ‘em in that easily? Madonna demanded Jesus get naked before even kissing him!
Oh, and spare me the biblical crap comments. You know I would never really mention religion on this blog. God forbid I ever understand religion, let alone my own. Enjoy the rest of the pics.



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