Our holy mistress, Madonna, or Madge the elderly vage, as you all already know humped the cover and photo spread of W Magazine for March. In the spread she plays a cougar — just like in real life — who ironically, also spread its legs for a young Brazilian meat. Shit, now I’m getting hungry.

She is now dating one of the models, Jesus Luz, whom she met while sleeping in Rio. Who knew Madonna could real ‘em in that easily? Madonna demanded Jesus get naked before even kissing him!

Oh, and spare me the biblical crap comments. You know I would never really mention religion on this blog. God forbid I ever understand religion, let alone my own. Enjoy the rest of the pics.

These pics are rather old, but they somehow slipped into my junkvbox which I barely started cleaning out yesterday! The stud pictured is Erik, 21, from Jacksonville, Florida photographed by our buddy Ethan James. Erik is obviously serious about only modeling because he states that he is not “looking to go into the adult industry, so please don’t bother sending me requests to do porn, erotica, or any other thing of that sort. Thanks.”

Hmm, what’s so wrong with porn? He would so fit into the twink category. More after the jump.

Meet the sexy Carlos, the latest ‘Model Star’ winner from Undergear’s competition last September. The tattooed hunk will be gracing the new ’09 Undergear Spring Catalog cover. Even though the catalog doesn’t come out until late February, the reps at UG  decided to shoot us the behind the scene pics for all of you to gaga over. Also, if you didn’t notice, Carlos is also on the cover of Instinct Magazine’s February issue.

The cover was shot by Ryan Colford. More after the jump.

The girlies at Ohlala just launched a spankin’ new redesign of their blog which is rather nice. I LOVE the white, but my question is: what happened to the comment section? You can’t have a huge nice design and not have room for your readers to gloat about it.

They also posted photos of a recent UK competition called the Tough Guy Challenge. It’s probably the hottest thing I’ve seen since Oozeball.

The 2(x)xist underwear company just launched their ’09 campaign with some super hot photos featuring models Olga Fonda, Kirk Porter and Enrique Iturralde in a hot cocktail-styled, evening pool orgy party. [Ohlala]

The girls at Switzerland’s DISPLAY mag just sent in these shots by photographers Dylan Rosser and Zach Burns for their upcoming February issue.

This issue features the city of ZÜRICH and their life long dream of wanting to be a gay-hotspot.

Of course, the best part of the magazine: the sexy men of England — especially Caio, pictured left. See the shots after the jump.

The magazine hit newsstands January 30.

Another year, another sexy ass calendar.

Photographer Troy Phillips and his partner in-crime Akimitsu Sadoi had the honor of shooting a calendar for Next Magazine featuring the 12 hottest bartenders that New York City has to offer. Check ‘em out after the jump.

This just in — It looks like kids show, iCarly,  is going to be rated PG-13 for at least one episode as Abercrombie and Fitch model Paul Vandervort (green boxer) and his slew of hot friends will be shirtless and strutting their stuff on an episode as the European Fun Guys.

‘Fun guys’ is definitely correct! Look at those six bods. Poor Freddie… with a hot ass like Vandervort on the show he can never win Carly’s heart. Damn you Vandervort, ruining a kiddie relationship! My next big question for the producers of the show: why is there so much skin on a kid’s show?

More images of the studs after the jump.

Sexy French model David Costa Havanero just sent in these scantily clad photos of himself. The hottie is a personal trainer, a scholarly student and apparently also loves to salsa dance, according to our email correspondence.

The photos after the jump are from the SKINS 2009 calendar shot in collarboration by Ernest Collins, Nathalie Dumas and JP Raibaud. And now if you don’t mind, I have to visit the restroom.

Oh my gay! Uber hot Czech model Jakub Stefano is back and this time he’s nude, for the most part,  with nipples that look hotter than ever! Okay, well, maybe the nude part is of no surprise to you considering his past Bel Ami ‘jobs’.

Stefano was shot in the Hollywood Hills, LA by our great friend and notable British photographer Dylan Rosser whose work has been shown on this site numerous times. Rosser was in Los Angeles to promote his new coffee table book.

More images of Jakub Stefano after the jump.