Gay people are a rare species — us Dallas-gays in particular. We’re pretentious, we rank high on egotism (111pts on Scrabble to be exact), and heck we’re from Texas so everything is definitely bigger and better here.

And like every other human on this earth, sex is usually a necessity for us to function properly. To hear a gay person say “no” to sex is like finding out Lady Gaga is really a drag queen — ok wait, bad analogy, that won’t be surprising at all.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s all we have to say about this. CLICK HERE NOW! You go Christina, you go girl!

Lance Bass’ ex-booty call, Reichen Lukmkuhl, got into a little steroid frenzy after he found out that gay rag, Next Magazine, criticized his performance on LOGO’s ‘The A-List’.

From Gawker: Next Magazine’s editor Dan Avery was quoted saying:

“Where to begin? The “reality” show everyone loved to hate probably cancelled out 100 “It Gets Better” videos with its cringe-worthy depictions of Reichen, Rodiney and the other vapid queens trying to impress upon viewers why they’re important. (Hint, if you have to explain why you’re A-list, you’re probably not.)”

Get em tiger! Seriously, now LOGO is trying to flaunt this show in Dallas with their casting call.

What A-List do we possibly have in Dallas asides from the drag queens that roam Station 4 and the hobos that are great at hustling?

The sexy Tyler Lough and his naked body — minus the man parts — was part of a new video campaign for women’s fashion house XOXO.

The video features Lough, another dude, and two other women being classy, and then breaks into random scene showing Lough in random stages of undress.

Pictures and a video link showing Tyler Lough in all his glory is right after the jump!

Also, this video is rated boobies: There’s boobies everywhere!

Armed with a bottle of cocoa butter, taped-on creeper mustache and horrible make-up, Dallas’ very own self-proclaimed homemade Drag Queens were at it again in their new Youtube video called “Videophone Parody-Facebook Wall”.

This has to be the funniest video out of their series, and yes, I’ve seen all of their videos — because I love drooling over drag queens?! I’ve partied with Kandi (pink hair) before, portrayed by Marco M., check out her karaoke skills. =D

Watch the video after the jump.

Do you think these girls will make it in the world of wannabe YouTube celebrities?

‘New Moon’ hunk Taylor Lautner apparently has a boy crush, according to gossip site Showhype.

Lautner is rumored to be dating Sean Fox Zastoupil who recently flew in from Las Vegas to spend the weekend with Lautner.

“They were seen making out at popular Club Dollhouse earlier the week before and also seen shopping in the Trendy Meat Packing district in NY,” the website reports. But as usual there’s no real credible source for this story.

For all of our lesbian readers out there, this story is sure to perk you up a little. And for all the gay boys who’s madly in love with the world of fashion, Heidi Klum, and the curiosity of hairless legs, this is also for you.

Pop Wired’s photographer has some backstage shots of the beautiful girls getting ready at this year’s 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in New York City.

Mrs. Heidi Klum wow’d the crowd Thursday evening with her post-baby body which opened the parade at the annual Victoria’s Secret fashion show, which returned to New York with some fresh faces after four years on the road.

Check out the out gallery after the jump! Super hot! Must see!

A New York-based company that launched in late 2008 called the Manhattan Milk Company recently caught the attention of CNN — and after we saw Frank the milkman in their news segment, it definitely caught our attention too.

Frank (pictured right) and his partner Matt (pictured left) are co-founders of the Manhattan Milk Company. They go door-to-door just like the milkman back in the 1940′s. It makes you wonder what other occupations are out there that also falls along the same line of the skimpy poolboy, or the sexy nanny who causes affairs.

If the men back in the day look anything like Frank I’m sure we wouldn’t be in this crappy ass economy right now.

To all my Manhattan, New York readers out there, make sure you give Frank a ring — I’m sure he’s worth the $15 minimum fee.

The latest issue of Oprah Magazine to hit newsstand is causing quite a stir — simply because there’s a white lesbian on the cover. Seriously, why is she smiling like that?

However, that’s not the thing that’s tickling my pickle. What’s giving me a brain fart is the text that is splashed across the cover in red that my friend swears-by as saying ”Gay”… I’m seeing the word “Joy,” how about you?

The pastor always preach for you to keep Jesus in your heart and always have him close to your head.

Well, the designers at PISS & VINEGAR took it quite literally and created the JESUS underwear! Now you can wear religion however you see fit and be the talk of the church. You also get bragging rights about how you and JESUS rise up together every morning too.