Oh lordy, I knew this day would come! When I was a teeny goddler (gay toddler) I always asked my mama where the lady with the pretty red coat would go next and she would reply by giving me a baseball and glove and suggested I “go play along now.”

Someone finally spotted Carmen after years of running. She was spotted in a train station, off to yet another exotic, unknown location. Well, maybe now people can stop asking, and just let it go dammit!

US Swimmer and Beijing relay gold medalist Ricky Berens tore the back of his swimsuit in a qualifying heat of the 4×100m relay freestyle on Sunday during the World Swimming Championships in Rome. Shortly before stepping up to the starting block, the University of Texas senior leaned down to stretch and his suit tore.

“I kind of freaked out for just a second,” Berens said. “I felt like [the hole] was almost down to my knees. I felt like I was putting on a pretty good show.”

He did. And the US qualified for finals and won. And boy, what a show!
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Check out this hilarious video with drag queen Varla Jean Merman teaching gays where they can find their dream guy! Thank God for the Manhunt Institute. Video below.
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We just received news of some very important scientific research that was recently conducted by Manhunt — yes, the website where all you gays hookup with other gays, and then pretend not to know each other at the bars.

Enough bitterness; Do you classify yourself as a top, bottom, or versatile? Have you ever wondered where you can get the most ass? The Manhunt Daily team has the answer for you!

With a breakthrough in technology — mainly typing skills — mix with a knowledge of coloring in maps, the team came up with a graph that depicts the United States as a majority ‘top’ country. So does that mean you bottoms truely are slutty? That’s like 100 penises per butt hole. Makes sense, I guess, who’s really going to complain about that?

I don’t know whether to be excited or if I rather gawk at the stupidity of the U.S. government. In a statement released Monday by the Press Secretary of The White House, President Barack Obama declared June 2009 as national LGBT month.

What exactly does that all entail?
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Sometimes the amount of crap we get from PR firms is unbearable, but this one video sent in by the RocketXL marketing agency was GREAT!

Before she became the girl you know and love, Kelly needed some help to find her style…watch as she meets her best friend Heather and finds out what all the popular girls are talking about.

This video totally made me laugh my ass off! Check it out after the jump and comment bitches!
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JUST SO YOU KNOW — All your gay fantasy books that were once offered through Amazon.com is currently being censored. Why? Because they think that you shouldn’t be jerking off to gay books. After stripping sales rankings from a variety of gay-themed books, from romance novels to histories, Amazon.com now blames “a glitch” for the changes and promises a fix.

The online bookseller, in a statement to various reporters said, “We recently discovered a glitch to our Amazon sales rank feature that is in the process of being fixed. We’re working to correct the problem as quickly as possible.”

Yea, uh-huh. We’ll buy our porno book else where, thank you. Barnes and Nobles here comes the gays!

Don’t get me wrong. I love gay men — all types, especially if they’re STD free. And you just have to love the individualism of some people, especially when some come in the form of this self-proclaimed Male Barbie of Scotland.

When anyone tries this hard to get gay-bashed, I don’t even know what to say to them. Power to your black Mary-Kay make-up, I guess.

He says that he likes to load his face with foundation so that he can get the Beyonce complexion. Pardon me if I’m wrong, but when the hell did Beyonce ever look like a drag queen with bronze shit thrown on her face? NEVER!

Then this dude adds “I don’t know anyone in this area that looks like me.” No shit! Good luck trying to find a scarecrow that looks exactly like you — with all that bling.

“There’s no such thing as too much make-up”? I’ll leave that for you guys to decide.
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I guess today is our grab a youtube video and make a damn post out of it day since it seems to be all we’re posting :) At least they’re sort of funny, right? Please say yes!

Anyways, Kevin Aviance stars in the latest Jonny McGovern’s ‘Three Dollar Bill’ series. In this episode, Aviance teaches the little Sesame Street muppet about the word “work” — the “queens” definition. Work, bitch, work!
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Okay, I happen to glance over at Queerty today and despite my short seizure after seeing their horrible ‘new’ design, I still manage to find a very interesting story on male prostitution that they posted a few days ago. Within their post they had some vids talking about male prostitution and whether it’s right or wrong.

The first video features probably the hottest youtube prostitute around, Davey Wavey. Just think of a twink mashed with a jock’s body and you have Mr. Wavey. Thinking about becoming a prostitute? Wavey just might inspire you! He talks about how to reset your rates due to the economic recession.

The second vid features the drumline from the Sam Houston State University’s band. The guys were asked if a man buying a male prostitute is okay. The most interesting answer comes at the 50 sec. time mark. Videos after the jump!

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