In today’s wonderful series of WTF, porn star Simon Dexter butt heads (hehe) with London-based photographer Dylan Rosser over some racy images — and evidently some misunderstanding of contract law.

So, what’s the deal?

If only porn stars’ reading skills were as good as their performances, this world would be a better place.

Dexter (pictured right) is angry that he was only paid $350 posing for what he thought was a coffee table book campaign. He state that if he knew it was for a “porn website” he would have charged $5000 because, you know, it’s so rare to find a gay person who want to strip naked.

What can we say… some people were born to be doctors and others were born to dance to Britney’s song. We like seeing a muscle guy (in this case a porn star) dance like every other gays out there, but the thing that bugs me about this video the most is its irrelevance to the ’cause’ that its producer, CRUSH, were trying to push.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s all we have to say about this. CLICK HERE NOW! You go Christina, you go girl!

Are you hung like the state of Florida? Guys, when you go to the circus do people throw peanuts at your crotch?

Playgirl.com is on the lookout for the next hung man of the year in their newly announced Cock-Test. Yes, you read that right.

The 10 biggest winners will be prominently displayed on Playgirl magazine and the biggest of the big will be flown to NYC and even spend a weekend as well in Atlantic City.

Let’s see what’s wrong with this picture:
1) This just proves that Playgirl.com is a gay magazine with straight boys unknowingly posing for the “girls” they think will be looking at them.

Chinese father says he chains his small son to a corner so he won’t be abducted, as his sister was, according to a report by ITN’s John Ray for CNN.

This is nothing gay or pop culture-related, but something that I thought might catch you’re interest. Child abduction has been on the rise in China, and a father took a small step to keep his son from the same fate as his sister. The CNN video can been seen after the jump.

What do you think about this situation, is the father’s reasoning just for chaining up his son?

One of the best kept literary secrets of the decade was revealed last night when 34-year-old scientist Dr Brooke Magnanti announced she was the writer masquerading as call girl Belle de Jour. [Source]

The world’s most ‘accurate’ news source, the Globe, headlines a gay scandal involving President Barack Obama. A picture of a distressed Michelle and, of course, the shirtless pic from Obama’s Hawaiian beach vacation graced the cover.

Here’s the lil’ blurp from the article:

“PRESIDENT Barack Obama is caught up in a new gay sex and drug scandal – and his loving wife is heartbroken, sources tell GLOBE in a blockbuster world exclusive. Find out all the details of the letter Michelle Obama received from the MAN who claims to be her husband’s lover – and how America’s devastated First Lady is fighting back against a shocking new tell-all book. It’s must reading!”

U.S.GAY, U.S.GAY, U.S.GAY! [Queerty]

We here, declare war on Sylvester Stallone and Matthew McConaughey for having the most overdone man-tittie!

Seriously, are they both competing with each other? We can all agree that pecs like Edilson Nascimento is just to cream for, but what do you say about these fella’s? Stallone should be given a ticket for having man boobs beyond a size D and McConaughey, well, for not letting us suck on it a little — the tittie, that is.

What do you think: Which breast above is bra-worthy? Close-up pictures here.

Who doesn’t admire the almighty Madonna? Anywhere Madge goes so does the hot men.

Lady GaGa announced that she wants to be like Madge and fuck random people — just like Madge. The singer states that she has no interest in slowing down her musical career.

Lady GaGa told the Daily Star: “I want to be around for 25 years. I admire Madonna and Courtney Love and the way they re-invent themselves and kick ass. I want to do that and be even bigger. I have my own tour planned across the States in March,” she said, “then I’ll be back to see you guys in April. I’m not interested in settling down. I just want to make music and fuck random people.”

…And the story continues. Poor Riri — the photo makes her look dead.

TMZ obtained the horrific beating-photo of Rihanna that took place two weeks ago, allegedly assaulted by former boyfriend, Chris Brown. Now the Los Angeles Police Department is pissed as fuck. The photo released was unauthorized and generated an internal investigation.

LAPD made a press statement regarding the photo:

“At about 7 p.m. on February 19, 2009, the Los Angeles Police Department Media Relations Section began receiving numerous inquiries about the release of a photograph associated with a domestic violence incident that occurred on February 8, 2009, involving entertainer Chris Brown. The photograph appeared on an entertainment website. The photograph has the appearance of one taken during an official Domestic Violence investigation.

The Los Angeles Police Department takes seriously its duty to maintain the confidentiality of victims of domestic violence.
The Department launched an immediate internal investigation and subsequently filed a personnel complaint.

A violation of this type is considered serious misconduct, with penalties up to and including termination.”

They are worried about “serious misconduct”? It’s about time we got some sort of confirmation regarding this incident. How about keeping that gangsta, Chris Brown, in jail instead of worrying about the release of the photo? He’s roaming freely beating up other woman in his hometown.