It’s time again – whether you’re a neck sucking vampire or like the millions of gays who are shape-shifters, get ready to be amongst the millions of teeny-boppers and soon-to-be fairy boys that will pack the theatre come Friday’s midnight premiere of ‘New Moon.’

What team are you on and why?

At Pop Wired we’re all Team Jacob – why? Because we love twinks! And after you see Jacob (Taylor Lautner) shirtless a few times in the movie we’re pretty sure you’ll swing our way too.

Plus, who could resist Taylor Lautner, famously known for not wearing underwear to the gym?

Whether you drop onto your knees and ‘pop it like it’s hot’ is totally up to you.

It’s here, it’s here! The Queens of divas worked their magic in the recently released music video by Beyonce called “Video Phone” which featured Lady Gaga looking like a glamorfied crack-whore, and Beyonce wearing a outfit, possibly too, made by the glamorfied crack-whore.

Video is good and I love ‘em both, but I don’t quite understand what’s going on in it. The random bare-chested man gives this video 4-stars though. Watch it after the jump.

Within the past years I’ve changed my occupation from prostitute, to house-whore, to blogger, and now to photographer. Your life story too, eh?

The real me — dun dun dun!

I’m known through different names: Slut, Fag, Queer, “Hey get off my crotch!”, Trace and as most of you know me, Trey Cruz. It’s about time I come out to the world as the real me. Why? Because it’s confusing trying to remember who’s-who in this LGBT game.

Jorge Steven Lopez Mercado, 19,  was found burned, decapitated and dismembered on Nov. 14 in Cayey, a city only a few miles away from his hometown in Caguas, PR. The teen is said to be well-known in the LGBT community. The investigating officer is being criticized for saying “people who lead this type of lifestyle need to be aware that this will happen.” A call for another officer to replace him is underway. [365gay]

Doom spelled dollars at the box office as the global-disaster tale “2012″ opened at No. 1 domestically with $65 million and pulled in $225 million worldwide, the AP reports.

You all know the story of crazy people conspiring that the world is going to end in 2012 simply because the Mayan’s cycle of patterns and calendar went haywire somehow. Sony Pictures’ created their own action-filled version of the story and needless to say the movie was pretty good in general.

There were some part of the movie, however, that looks like the cameraman got lazy on the boom and just shook the camera around a little in front of the green screen.

A New York-based company that launched in late 2008 called the Manhattan Milk Company recently caught the attention of CNN — and after we saw Frank the milkman in their news segment, it definitely caught our attention too.

Frank (pictured right) and his partner Matt (pictured left) are co-founders of the Manhattan Milk Company. They go door-to-door just like the milkman back in the 1940’s. It makes you wonder what other occupations are out there that also falls along the same line of the skimpy poolboy, or the sexy nanny who causes affairs.

If the men back in the day look anything like Frank I’m sure we wouldn’t be in this crappy ass economy right now.

To all my Manhattan, New York readers out there, make sure you give Frank a ring — I’m sure he’s worth the $15 minimum fee.

Levi Johnston, baby-daddy of Sarah Palin’s daughter and now the newly Playgirl model, turned down a Thanksgiving dinner invitation to the house of Palin, PopWired has learned.

In an interview in an upcoming issue of Playgirl magazine, Johnston said Palin was “full of it”, referring to her televised invitation to a Thanksgiving dinner on Oprah, which is scheduled to air today.

“You could tell by her laugh she was full of it,” Johnston said.

It was “a nice gesture, but she didn’t mean it” and if he went it’d be “awkward.”

In the meanwhile, Johnston was also busy in New York City as Playgirl finally called a wrap on their three-day photoshoot.

Size does matter and Charlie has no problem with that whatsoever! London photographer Dylan Rosser just sent us these amazingly hot photos of his male model Charlie. Check out the gallery after the jump to see why Charlie’s “London, London bridge, wanna [make the gays] go down.” :)

It’s 1:40 in the morning. Don’t judge me. For those of you who didn’t get the quote, it’s the lyric from Fergie’s London Bridge. Happy wanking!

Oh, and FYI, I’m so getting my hair done like Charlie. It’s so sexy!

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One of the best kept literary secrets of the decade was revealed last night when 34-year-old scientist Dr Brooke Magnanti announced she was the writer masquerading as call girl Belle de Jour. [Source]

The latest issue of Oprah Magazine to hit newsstand is causing quite a stir — simply because there’s a white lesbian on the cover. Seriously, why is she smiling like that?

However, that’s not the thing that’s tickling my pickle. What’s giving me a brain fart is the text that is splashed across the cover in red that my friend swears-by as saying ”Gay”… I’m seeing the word “Joy,” how about you?