MTV to premiere Lady Gaga’s Born this Way video during “The Seven” on Monday

MTV’s comm director just shot us an email to announced that Gaga’s new music video will air during an episode of The Seven. I hate the song so I don’t really care. Don’t be a drag, just be a queen fellas!

From Kurt:
“Kurt Patat here from MTV with the news that we’ll have the broadcast premiere of Lady Gaga’s highly anticipated music video for “Born This Way” on Monday February 28th.

The music video will premiere during The Seven (5pm ET/PT), MTV’s daily half hour countdown of the seven must know pop culture related stories of the day.

To celebrate the video’s premiere, The Seven’s audience will be filled with Gaga fans, known as ‘little monsters,’ who will all be dressed up in their best Gaga outfit. Let me know if you have any questions.”

Gay people are a rare species — us Dallas-gays in particular. We’re pretentious, we rank high on egotism (111pts on Scrabble to be exact), and heck we’re from Texas so everything is definitely bigger and better here.

And like every other human on this earth, sex is usually a necessity for us to function properly. To hear a gay person say “no” to sex is like finding out Lady Gaga is really a drag queen — ok wait, bad analogy, that won’t be surprising at all.

Gay marriage? Not at this time.

The Obama Administration’s decision to no longer defend the archaic Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA), passed in 1996 during the Bill Clinton Administration, is a move that will not streamline marriage equality at the Federal level.

We like Taylor Lautner as much as any other teen gay boy out there, but when you start seeing zoomed up pictures of his leg hair, private areas, and annoying looking nose, then it gets kind of creepy.

Taylor was evidently at a Celebrity Beach Bowl when these uber-stalkerish photos of him were taken. [NSFW] Click here to view more pics.

Porn downloaders might need a little more than lube to get off this time. The gay porn industry is putting together their army of lawyers and going after video piracy.

Corbin Fisher, known for their videos of “straight” college men have gone out on a full-blown suing campaign to the tune of $150,000. The company was a little nice about it in which they gave offending users a two-week amnesty period to come forward and admit to downloading the videos.

Rosie O’ Donnell, in the name of all fat women, tells Access Hollywood that she is disappointed with GLEE’s Ashley Fink’s character. “Every woman I know who’s heavy has very strong feelings about that storyline,” she said. She adds that things like that [Lauren hooking up with Puckerman] never happens in school and that Ashley’s character is so unlikable.

“Why didn’t they get a pretty heavy girl?” Rosie adds.

Ashley’s response: “Woman, let’s talk about this. Don’t be jealous ’cause a big girl’s doing her thing on Glee.”

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the reason why I love black women so much — or fat gay men who act like black women.

I know this video is old, but my boyfriend pointed it out to me a few days ago and I could not stop laughing. “Who ya finna try, who ya finna try…AHHHHHHH” reminds me of home sweet home. This video mark the first of our new category, VOTD (video of the day).

In today’s wonderful series of WTF, porn star Simon Dexter butt heads (hehe) with London-based photographer Dylan Rosser over some racy images — and evidently some misunderstanding of contract law.

So, what’s the deal?

If only porn stars’ reading skills were as good as their performances, this world would be a better place.

Dexter (pictured right) is angry that he was only paid $350 posing for what he thought was a coffee table book campaign. He state that if he knew it was for a “porn website” he would have charged $5000 because, you know, it’s so rare to find a gay person who want to strip naked.

What can we say… some people were born to be doctors and others were born to dance to Britney’s song. We like seeing a muscle guy (in this case a porn star) dance like every other gays out there, but the thing that bugs me about this video the most is its irrelevance to the ’cause’ that its producer, CRUSH, were trying to push.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s all we have to say about this. CLICK HERE NOW! You go Christina, you go girl!