I knew being a skanky whore wasn’t such a bad thing! My momma lied to me! When push comes to shove, you’ll have to start shoving back — in the right places. DNA magazine has scoured the planet for months looking for an upside to the global financial crisis. They finally think they’ve found it: white-collar rent boys. Their latest issue features stories on rent boys whom explains the pros and cons of being a slut.

INSIDE THE ISSUE:

Have you ever refused a client?
I have left a client who was dirty and needed to shower. He was insulted. Poor hygiene is not something I do, even for money.

What has been the most unexpected thing you’ve found being a rent boy?
I can’t believe that I get so much cash for having sex with a really horny guy.

Do you think the transition back to unpaid sex would be difficult?
Not really. Maybe one day the tables will turn and I will be paying for it. If you have either too much sex or too much money, you should share it with others, no?

What was the first time you escorted like?
An escort friend of mine brought me on a date with a client who was a voyeur. He wanted to watch us have sex. He gave us each 300 pounds and I was hooked!

What do you like most about this line of work?
It’s new for me and it’s easy money – that’s the main thing I like. The pay is high and the hours are short. You never know who you will meet next… I travel in luxury and I see inside some really nice real estate.

P!nk (Alecia Moore) had once admitted to trying out things with women and is now denying it.

P!nk had previously told Britain’s ‘News of The World,’ “I’m not embarrassed about being bisexual. This is who I am.”

But the pop diva is now denying it, or at least that’s what she hinted through her twitter:
“i just read that I’m bisexual. so 1991. good thing people write articles about me so i can get my facts str8. i mean straight”

We still love you P!nk! Even if you don’t love the pink taco… ;) [InMusic]

Jessica Simpson is pissed again ya’ll, okay not really. Some saint answered her prayers and scored her the cover, YES, THE COVER of Vanity Fair.

She talks to the mag about people being mean to her about her weight gain, her boyfriend, ex-husband (Nick Lachey), her master, er…father, Newlyweds, and other things.

Read more: HERE

Sometimes the amount of crap we get from PR firms is unbearable, but this one video sent in by the RocketXL marketing agency was GREAT!

Before she became the girl you know and love, Kelly needed some help to find her style…watch as she meets her best friend Heather and finds out what all the popular girls are talking about.

This video totally made me laugh my ass off! Check it out after the jump and comment bitches!

The gorgeous Evan Wadle is back in TETU Magazine with less clothing than ever! Here are the two shots from the current TETU which apparently isn’t going to be available in the U.S. until next month. Evan is the cover boy and the shoot is HOT HOT HOT! Tons of thanks to Keith of NYC for the pics.

Marc Jacobs and husband Lorenzo Martone attend a party for Rachel Zoe at the Gramercy Park Hotel in NYC.

It was a very somber feel to the whole group as Ricky Hatton sat poolside with his girlfriend, friends and family the day after his defeat by Manny Pacquiao. Ricky had Guinness beer one after another the whole time. He did throw some thumbs up to his fans and even cracked a laugh when Jennifer tied her waist sash around his head.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers and his girlfriend Reena Hammer was seen leaving Katsuya this past Saturday! Oh la la check out that damn chest and arm of his! I’ll certainly bow down to this Tudor king any day. Pocahontas however needs a lil’ trimming work.

Mike Pingel, actor and author of The Q Guide to Wonder Woman & Charlie’s Angels, just wrapped filming as a guest star as “The Shadow” on the new webepisodes of “Chico’s Angels”! Pictured is Frieda Laye, Kay Sedia & Chita Parol.

Pingel tells us that the Chico’s Angels set was shut down last Saturday because people thought porn was being filmed! Tranny porno? The horror! Chico’s Angels is currently filming three episodes which will premiere on the web in June 2009.

More photos after the jump!

Okay, this is a serious message. We are not saying you all are a bunch of hoes. ;)

Take up the IDAHO (International Day Against Homophobia and Transphobia) Challenge is a community project with the aim to raise public awareness in nations where anti-gay discrimination remains a reality. To achieve this, the site Gays.com is producing a user-generated video where members of the LGBT community can let their voice be heard. The idea is that by increasing our visibility, we stand a chance at breaking down the cycle of hate.

So to all of you gays on YouTube that are obsessed at seeing yourself, step out in front of the camera — with clothes on — and in your own voice let the world know how proud you are to be gay, lesbian, bisexual, trans… whatever you identigy as. Create a difference. Change the world.