Late as always — Aside from experiencing the worst camping trip and boat ride of my life, I must say Austin, Texas has some pretty fine guys.

During Memorial Day weekend my friends and I made a drive down to Austin, Texas because we had nothing to do and my boyfriend was in Italy at the time.

Fortunately, the weekend we were there was also a Splash weekend. Basically all the gay clubs and queer social groups rent out boats and have a massive party on Hippie Hollow (nude beach) – minus the orgy. I was so excited to be on my first nude beach, but as luck would have it all the penises that us gays would rather see was covered up in swim trunks and the dudes that were nude either had three stomachs on them or were 40 years and older.

Nonetheless, I snapped some pics of the hotties at Splash. Next party is during Labor Day weekend!

Ladies, start your…iPods, yes, the winner of “RuPaul’s Drag Race”, America’s Next Superstar Drag Queen, Bebe Zahara Benet–and official RuPaul’s Drag Race Winner’s Tour DJ Mark Picchiotti are heading into the recording studio!

Though the two met for the first time at the “RuPaul’s Drag Race” finale/tour launch party in Manhattan earlier this spring, it was while criss-crossing the U.S., that diva and DJ quickly bonded and the inevitable deal was struck.

Immediately following this Friday’s (June 5) appearance at Asbury Park, New Jersey’s Club Paradise, Mark and Bebe will jet directly to Picchotti’s luxurious Chicago Blue Plate studio where they will record at least two dance singles.

Here’s something to make you all squeal. The teen heartthrob of the moment, Taylor Lautner, was seen leaving the gym with his dad in West Hollywood without underwear! Given, he was wearing shorts, but after a hard long workout that shit sticks to you like herpes. Kudos to the pappz that snapped this.

See the full-sized image after the jump.

Why is everyone saying that Adam Lambert was in the closet? I thought he was openly gay.

Well, next to his boyfriend Drake LaBry, anyone could look straight, even me. At least LaBry is a cutie. The duo was seen doing homosexual activities — holding hands — as they were leaving Guys and Dolls nightclub in West Hollywood, Calif.

Ethansays reports, according to an onlooker for US Magazine, “smooching in the booth next to Lambert was Ryan Phillippe and girlfriend Abbie Cornish. It was cute to see two couples — one gay and one straight — acting the same and nobody caring!”

Oh you sexy beast! We are proud to introduce to you an up and coming model name Leon Morenos, 19, from North Carolina.

Morenos tells Pop Wired that he will be moving to New York in August to plan out his future which will hopefully be on the runway. We think he has a pretty good chance, don’t you?

He also has a passion for track and field and will be running at the High School National Outdoor Championships. Photos were shot by Joseph Bleu.

What do you think: stud or dud?

We just received news of some very important scientific research that was recently conducted by Manhunt — yes, the website where all you gays hookup with other gays, and then pretend not to know each other at the bars.

Enough bitterness; Do you classify yourself as a top, bottom, or versatile? Have you ever wondered where you can get the most ass? The Manhunt Daily team has the answer for you!

With a breakthrough in technology — mainly typing skills — mix with a knowledge of coloring in maps, the team came up with a graph that depicts the United States as a majority ‘top’ country. So does that mean you bottoms truely are slutty? That’s like 100 penises per butt hole. Makes sense, I guess, who’s really going to complain about that?

Miley Cyrus’ boy-toy, Justin Gaston, was recently picked up by closeted mag, “Details.” The 20-year-old model dishes on camera about his eyebrow plucking habits, having paparazzi nightmares, and why he wants to be a lapdog if he had a choice to be anything else in the world.

A lap dog, really? Justin with a tongue like that you should try bisexuality because I’m sure we can put that tongue to good use. Check out the vid and photo gallery after the jump.

I don’t know whether to be excited or if I rather gawk at the stupidity of the U.S. government. In a statement released Monday by the Press Secretary of The White House, President Barack Obama declared June 2009 as national LGBT month.

What exactly does that all entail?

So, you all know Pop Wired is Gossip Girl’s personal dildo. We live, breath and masturbate to Gossip Girl. If any of ya’ll missed the season finale of season two you definitely need to catch it online at the CWTV.COM. It was AMAZING! Yes, bitch, all caps!

Anywho, our insider tells us that some public display of affection was going on outside of the ‘Gossip Girl’ set — though it was already bluntly obvious. Blake Lively and Penn Badgley were at Fuerza Bruta last Monday, May 24, locking lips and exchanging that sexy STD. They were also dancing around together during the rain dance party sequence after curtain call getting completely soaked together and having a great time… you know Dan loves Serena all wet.

Photos courtesy: PictureGroup/MTV

Taylor Lautner ruled the stage Sunday evening — that is, for the muscle worshipers — during the opening of the 2009 ‘MTV Movie Awards.’ The sexy wolf-man alongside cast mates premiered the first official trailer for Twilight’s ‘New Moon’ in which a shirtless scene of Lautner (Jacob) brought roars of climax amongst the audience.

‘Twilight’ took home 5-Golden Popcorn including one for “Best Movie.” Check out the pics from the award show plus the trailer of the ‘New Moon’ after the jump.